We already knew Ke$ha says the darndest things, now in this hilarious interview with Vanity Fair, the queen of slutwave says she spends thousands of dollars a month on glitter. Hey, we can think of sillier things to spend thousands on. Here are the other interview's highlights:
Her vag shoots glitter- "If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter ... I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. I’ve found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview ... it shoots out. And it’s coming from everywhere on my body."
She loves creepy old dudes- "[On my first album] I also did a song called “Dinosaur,” which is about old creepy guys with bad hairpieces who hit on me in bars ... I love creepy old dudes. I love that they have so much self-confidence, despite having no evidence whatsoever to back it up."
She might hump a keytar- "I love [the keytar] because it’s a phallic representation of a keyboard. Guitar players get to experience that phallic power every time they play. They get to thrust it, they get to pump it and spin it around. When I’m rocking on the keytar, it can’t get any sexier."
She wants to duet with Oscar the Grouch- "We have a lot in common. We share a very similar personal philosophy on life. He and I are one in the same."
She carries around a tattoo gun (wtf?)- "Two nights ago, I was in Dallas for the Super Bowl — I played a pre-Super Bowl party — and I was with my hairdresser. He said he wanted a tattoo, so I whipped out my new tattoo gun. It’s really loud; it makes this whirring noise like some scary electronic mouth drill from the dentist ... My manager got it for me as a Christmas present."