Remember the Master of Fine Arts degree you were looking to get from NYU so that you might be able to some day release that manuscript you've been working on since you were 18? Yeah, neither do we. Skip that shit and just become a reality TV star, like JWOWW. The "Jersey Shore" star dropped her book The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb on February 8th and has been out promoting it since. The book is described as, "JWOWW's advice on what she wears to get a guy's attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time." How could you NOT buy this?
Source: Hollywood Tuna