#38: Anna Faris
All we're looking for is a chick that makes us laugh...ah, who are we kidding. We've got <em>30 Rock</em> reruns for that. But, just for the sake of a good argument, say there was a chick that could make us a laugh and had ass like that? Yeah, that's just about all we're looking for. So yes, Anna Faris, woman of our dreams.