Jessica Simpson Is A Drunken Hot Mess

Jessica Simpson typically looks... well... good. But she got shitfaced at Katsuya in Hollywood last night, and paparazzi caught shots of her stumbling out the front door clutching to her beau Eric Johnson's arm. She looks pretty disastrous. Just days after praising Johnson's rear end on Twitter ("Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush...laying my hands upon it with peace"), the former football player probably had his hands full in more than a few ways once the couple got home.

[The Superficial]