A day after Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital as a result of a cocaine binge gone horribly awry, TMZ caught up with Kacey Jordan, one of the pornstars the troubled TV star was reportedly shacked up with. Here are 5 awesome things we learned from TMZ's interview.
1) Charlie Sheen beat Kacey Jordan at drinking. "Don't ever test me again," he told her, after chugging her drink of straight vodka.
2) When everyone was too drunk, Charlie made a phone call to his drug dealer, who Kacey calls a "nice guy. He dropped five fist-sized 8-balls of cocaine on the kitchen table.
3) Charlie smoked his cocaine out of a green bong-like pipe (uhhh, we believe that's called crack).
4) They watched porn for two hours. "He had so much porn," said Kacey. "He had this huge theater, I think that's all he does is just sit there and watch porn."
5) Charlie Sheen bought another girl a Bentley and he has a 20 million dollar home with 27 year rooms in it. "You're the missing puzzle piece," Charlie told Kacey. "We don't have a blonde, you're my blonde."
Bonus: Partying with Charlie Sheen is good for your career [Gawker]
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