Profession: Model

You know what's amazing? This line in Wikipedia about Shannon Tweed: "Tweed was born in St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador, to a mink rancher." Ha! In the early '80s, Tweed dated famous fur trapper Hugh Hefner for a bit and ended up being named Playmate of the Year in 1982, probably because Hef was impressed with her pelt. In 1985 she started dating Gene Simmons of KISS fame, and she's still seeing him today. She spent the '90s popping up in a lot of movies you've never heard of, including our favorite, Bimbo Bash Movie. Classic. She posed naked with her sister in Playboy and she's Canadian. There's a Drake reference here that we won't bother working out. Though he has said he's into older women...