Profession: Actress

Next time you and your boys are sitting around blowing trees and staring at the walls, try this for a conversation starter: is Elaine hot? Really. Is she? Like, she could get it for real, just for the story alone: "You're not gonna believe this, my dude, but I just smashed out that Seinfeld chick!!" But is she hot? If you saw her on the street and she was just some random NY chick, would you stop her or would you give her that look, like, Oh, damn, that chick's a handful. And I bet she can't even dance... Whatever, we're putting her in the top 90 for the Seinfeld thing.