Profession: Actress, Dancer

Before she started dating wack white dudes and making wack movies in the Aughts, J. Lo was precipating a wholesale shift in cultural attitudes back in the '90s. You know how your one white friend likes to say, "Whoa Nellie! Now wouldja look at the bubble on that donkey?!?" when a girl with a nice ass walks by? Yeah, that's 'cause of J. Lo. Homegirl came in the decade strutting her stuff on In Living Color, and went out riding with Puffy in a high-speed chase through Midtown. All the Maid in Manhattans in the world can't hide that! Now, do yourself a couple favors: 1. Go rent Selena. It'll make you cry, and damn if Jennifer don't look fly in spandex. 2. Ditch the white boy.