Profession: Actress

Thank God Courteney Cox is hot. Otherwise, that last name would blow. (It's just too easy!) Even better—according to Wikipedia, Cox is credited with being the first person to use the word "period" to refer to menstruation on U.S. television. Can you believe that?? What a thing to have on the books. Then, there's her role in Masters of the Universe (ha!), and Cocoon: The Return (they made a sequel to Cocoon? Who knew?). Of course that was all in the '80s. In the '90s, she was in this little sitcom, Friends, which you might have heard of it. Cox played the really uptight one (no, the other really uptight one—no, the OTHER one) that you wanted to do bad things to just because. And because it'd probably get caught in her bangs. Word is she clocked a milli an episode those last two seasons. Of course, that was in the Aughts, but who cares—she's still paid.