Bad news for us: Nick Lachey has finally proposed to Vanessa Minnillo, which means the former MTV VJ is really off the market now. Ugh. But wait...maybe we've still got a chance. Sure, Lachey's a smart guy, and he probably remembers anniversaries and birthdays and such, but is he smart enough to congratulate 'Nessa a day early? Well, tomorrow Vanessa turns 30, and we're beating faint Nick to the punch by saying mazel tov to his girl today, with a throwback gallery of Vanessa's 2005 Hot Complex spread. Wait, what's that you say? Tomorrow's Nick's birthday, too? Damn, some guys have all the luck. Oh well, we're still jumping the gun: Happy (early) Birthday VM!