#1. Nadine Velazquez
Claim to fame: During her career as a maid at Randy and Earl's Motel, she doubled as the No. 1 dancer at Club Chubby. For a green card, she married a fugly man with whom she purposely had horrible sex to make him disinterested in her. Yeah, you can see why she's famous and tops on our list. Well, that or you can watch this exact storyline play out on My Name Is Earl.