Alina Kabayeva (ÐÐ»Ð¸Ð½Ð° ÐšÐ°Ð±Ð°ÐµÐ²Ð°)
Profession: Gymnast, Politician
The most flexible member of parliament from the United Russia party (or any other party for that matter), Alina was a gold medal-winning Olympic rhythmic gymnast in the 2004 Games before she began her career in politics. She was rumored to be engaged to Russian president/puppetmaster Vladimir Putin, although he vehemently denied it. Sheeet, if we had as much power as ol' VP, we'd wife Alina and cop to it in a hot Moscow minutski.