Despite casting her in three of his films (Match Point, Scoop, and Vicky Cristina Barcelona), Woody Allen denies that Scarlett Johansson is his muse. Woody's a weirdo, but still, we can't understand why he'd reject that concept. Her lips have written Pete Yorn songs and her breasts have inspired a Complex gallery, so why shouldn't Allen fess up to...wait did we just say "her breasts have inspired a Complex gallery"? Oh yes, we did. If there's one part about ScarJo that would motivate us to poetry and even interpretive dance, it would be her glorious twos. Now get "woody" yourself with our gallery of our muse's best breast moments.