Holly Madison is a Playboy pin-up with with platinum-blond hair who's starring in a striptease show in Las Vegas. OK, let's be real, we just described half the population of the Vegas strip. But Holly's not your typical bunny in a corset with a fur ball on her ass. Out of all the girls who throw themselves at Hugh Hefner, she became his Girlfriend No. 1. Still, cynics yap about her being nothin' special among a field of Playmates who simply have manufactured hotness. *yawn* Who cares? Her big beaming twos are still tens. Done. Just enjoy this gallery of her best SFW breast moments and be grateful that it exists, punk.