The 62nd Primetime Emmys played out like a slap in the face to major hopefuls last night, with favorites like 30 Rock and Lost taking Ls. But we're not here to comfort cry babies. Rather, we're just going to be completely self-serving and remember what we watched the Emmys for: sexy celebrity women. Award-season means Hollywood's finest females lookin' their best, so of course we wouldn't miss it. And we're glad we didn't. But just in case you failed at manhood and forgot to watch, we've counted down the hottest women at last night's award-show...
#10. Lea Michele
COMPLEX SAYS: She may be on the most irritating musical show on Fox—not American Idol, the other one—but we'll give Glee's main gleek a free pass in this one.
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#9. Olivia Munn
COMPLEX SAYS: Not gonna lie, we had to do a double-take to make sure it was Munn. We're used to her Wonder Woman outfit, but she looks pretty hot in normal-people clothes too.
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#8. Gugu Mbatha-Raw
COMPLEX SAYS: This British bombshell is getting her first stab at American TV on a new show created by J.J. Abrams called Undercovers. Will it do well? Who knows? But lookin' this good will damn sure up the ratings.
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#7. Eva Longoria Parker
COMPLEX SAYS: Yeah, she's on Desperate Housewives, but we think the Emmy producers just keep inviting her back to draw ratings from the 18-30 male demographic. On what grounds can we make such presumptions? Our own viewership.
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#6. Heidi Klum
COMPLEX SAYS:Clearly, Heidi's the practical chick on the red carpet. With the heat of the SoCal summer day, minimal clothing like this makes, like, perfect common sense.
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#5. Anna Paquin
COMPLEX SAYS: Honestly, we wouldn't mind her tackling us in those Roman-solider shoulder pads. It looks like it'll hurt like hell, but if you've seen her show, you know the True Blood hottie's into that sado-masochistic shit, too.
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#4. January Jones
COMPLEX SAYS: Oh, Betty Draper is upset over her Emmy loss? Don't worry about it, Jason Sudeikis, we'll comfort her. Seriously. Give us some space.
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#3. Christina Hendricks
COMPLEX SAYS: If we really, really cared, then we'd passionately say that her stylist needs to be slapped upside the head. But we, and the rest of America, are not looking at the dress. That's why the Mad Men redhead is on the list.
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#2. Kim Kardashian
COMPLEX SAYS: Even if Kim wasn't famous and was a just random spectator on the bleachers by the red carpet, our man-tennas would probably still zero in on her assets (and assets) and put her on this list.
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#1. Sofia Vergara
COMPLEX SAYS: Complex can't say anything right now and we know you can't either. So before this gets awkward, let's just go back to our respective rooms and...relax.
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