Profession: pro surfer/model
When she was 15, Malia won the girls' division of the United States Amateur Surfing Championship and was noticed by editors at Surfing Magazine, who asked her to pose for one of their swimsuit issues (those SM dudes are even more inappropriate than us). She's gone on to appear in Sports Illustrated and People magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" list as well as commercials for American Express and V05. Oh, and she's the namesake for fellow Hawaii native Barack Obama's older daughter—which means that it's your patriotic duty to stare at pictures of her. Ain't America great?