The 19th World Cup kicks off this week, and while we're looking forward to
hanging out in non-English speaking bars at 7:00 am watching some great soccer, we also know that the Cup brings some epic douchebaggery with it, namely people who haven't been farther south than the Miami Beach Walgreen's rooting for Brazil. Happens every four years: A gang of numbnuts gets all the yellow and green gear they can find and pretends they know who all the one-named Brazilian players are. And it's lame as shit. So don't do it. Instead, get behind a Brazilian product that everybody can love: its women. Dark-skinned, light-skinned; ass, more ass, Brazilian girls come in all shapes and sizes, and it's ok for you to "root" for them any time you want. Of course we suggest you cheer on the best, and we've got 'em for you with our collection of The 50 Hottest Brazilian Women.