Hate her or love her (we love her), The Hills' baddest bitch killed the red carpet at the Much Music Awards last night. Silver twos for the win. [Hollywood Tuna]
Angelina Jolie is playing African queen Cleopatra in the upcoming movie. #Cmonthathastobeafuckingjoke [Bossip]
She shootin'! Lady Gaga's cover of Rolling Stone is actually pretty hawt. [Perez Hilton]
Pint-sized chihuahua-esque human Snooki threw a drink on a NY club bouncer and said "I'm a fucking star, beautiful enough to do what I want." C'mon, really? [RadarOnline]
Kourtney Kardashian gave her sister Khloé a bikini wax that resulted in a, uh, "beefed-up cooch." That's a quote. Seriously. We saw it on The Soup! [Jezebel]
