Audrina Patridge is ridiculously hot all the time. Or at least since she put all those fake parts on herself. Science: is there anything it can't do? [Hollywood Tuna]
J-WOWW didn't look like complete trash at the MTV Movie Awards. [Moe Jackson]
If you watch the Real Housewives Of New Jersey than you'll probably be interested in watching the 75-minute Danielle Staub sextape. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian might be playing Lara Croft in the next Tomb Raider film. A fail for the gaming community, a win for every man alive. [Pop Eater]
Paris Hilton and Snooki were hanging out at the MTV Movie Awards. Anyone else thinking what we're thinking? Yeah, don't bother, you'd never get away with it. [The Superficial]
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