Apparently, Emmanuelle Chriqui is just all-around unavailable. That elfish Eric guy is wifin' her up on Entourage and she has some lame serious boyfriend in real life. Psh, we hardly think five years qualifies as anything "serious."
While she remains in denial of our glaring chemistry, we're gonna remind her what true love's about. Loyalty? Check. We've been keeping up with her since 2006. Love? Check. That was rhetorical. Honor? Check. We're inducting her into Complex's Wifey Hall of Fame. Oh, and patience? Clearly, we're still holdin' out for her.