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Rachel Uchitel, one Tiger's countless jumpoffs, is posing for Playboy. She has three weeks until the shoot to change her mind, but we doubt Homewrecker Zero will turn down this offer. [TMZ]
Please, no photos! Precious star Gabourey Sidibe is on her diva shit, reportedly eating up helpless reporters. #Thatwasntafatjokeweswear [Gossip On This]
Nicole Richie parks in a handicapped spot (well, the spot wasn't handicapped, it was just—ah, forget it). We thought this was a douchebag move, until we remembered she named her son Sparrow. That spot is rightfully hers. [Perez Hilton]
Janet Jackson goes on Jay Leno to promote her new book TRUE YOU and her latest movie, Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? We hope there's a chapter on how much Jermaine Dupri paid her to make public appearances with him. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian and Kelly Rowland held a bachelorette party for Carmelo Anthony's wifey-to-be, Lala Vasquez. It didn't look like that much fun, but maybe we're just bitter we didn't get an invite. [Necole Bitchie]
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