OK, we're just gonna come right out and say it: All we want out of life is a beautiful woman to ply us with drugs and fondle our
nuts glands when they're sore. Call it our grown-up version of the kids' game "Doctor." And if we could pick a make-believe doctor to play "Doctor" with us, it'd have to be Olivia Wilde, a.k.a. Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on House. The sixth season of the medical drama wrapped last night, so we'll have to wait for the fall to indulge our Demerol and sex-in-the-OR fantasies (not at the same time of course). Until then, though, we've got our smoking cover shoot with Ms. Wilde from 2006. Forget two—take 'em all, and don't even bother calling us in the morning.