Every week in the Girl Celeb Power Rankings, we scour the news blogs to give you the good, the really good, and the really hot in the world of famous women: things like who's smashing who, who's picked up a felony DUI, who's dating a drugged-out rock star, and who's the got the hottest candid photos for the week that was.
This week an ESPN sportscaster proves she never backs down, a former Top Model teases us with Twitpics, and a Barbadian beauty could possibly be walking down the aisle. Check back every Thursday for a new rundown, and of course, don't hesitate to let us know what you think...
#10. ANGELINA
• The self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" everyone loves to hate on Jersey Shore is moving back into the house, which has ironically switched locations to Miami's South Beach, for season two of MTV's golden ticket. Hopefully this time around, in the Situation's own words, she won't reinstate her rep as the "half-ass firecracker" who "fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise."
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#9. MEGAN FOX
• Amidst the threat of the ridiculous education budget-cuts the Governator could slowly terminate California with, Megan Fox, with her actor-turned-rapper-turned-always-lame boyfriend Brian Austin Green, shot this Funny or Die PSA in an effort to protest the proposition and encourage Californians to speak out and defend their children's futures.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#8. BRISTOL PALIN
• Sarah Palin's infamous teen-mother spawn has released a new PSA to seemingly encourage only under-privileged to "pause before [they] play." Alright, so the message is probably meant to be universal, but you can't blame us (and the rest of America) for misunderstanding.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#7. CIARA
• There's no doubt that our anticipation for Ciara's new video for her single "Ride It," featuring Ludacris, has doubled after seeing these hot stills. Maybe this will actually be the single she needs to revamp her career and prove to be viable competition for Nicki and Rihanna, and finally put the rumors that she has a dick to rest.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#6. ERIN ANDREWS
• The tough-ass guy's girl has announced that she isn't quitting Dancing with the Stars despite receiving multiple death threats. We respect the sexy sportscaster for not being shook.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#5. ADRIANNE CURRY
• The former America's Next Top Model winner is mos' definitely our favorite person to follow on Twitter. Why? These (NSFW) are why. Plus, if you know her personality at all, especially from My Fair Brady, her old show with ex-BF Chris Knight (a.k.a. Peter Brady), you'd know there's more to come.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#4. NICKI MINAJ
• We're actually kinda pissed we have to settle for Ke$ha on Rihanna's upcoming tour. The Young Money MC took to Twitter to cite her attempt to focus on her album as the reason for deciding not to join the R&B singer on the road. Thank you for crushing our dreams of the hottest tour ever. Just picture her ass-to-ass with RiRi on stage.
Last Week's Rank: #9
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#3. CASSIE
• We literally haven't heard much from the singer these days. But we're thinking these new visuals of her (along with these old photos), with equally sexy Jessica Szhor and Dianna Agron, in the new OP for Walmart campaign are all we need to keep the girl in mind. On a side note, the chick's hair must grow incredibly freakin' fast, given she went with the now-cliche half-shaved head look not too long ago. Hollyhood does wonders.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#2. GABOUREY SIDIBE
• Despite nailing her dramatic breakthrough role in Precious, the actress is actually all sass and smiles in real life. That probably made her the perfect fit for an upcoming guest-host gig on Saturday Night Live, set to air April 24th. A new show (Showtime's The Big C) plus SNL? She's successfully avoiding obscurity.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#1. RIHANNA
• In the most depressing news of late, Rihanna is allegedly engaged. Damn you, Matt Kemp for (possibly) swoopin' her up before we could get to her. Well, actually we had her first sort of.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
Next week: Will Kim and Reggie get back together...again, again? Maybe MTV will give another Hills starlet a spin-off show now that it's over...
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