Every week in the Girl Celeb Power Rankings, we scour the news blogs to give you the good, the really good, and the really hot in the world of famous women: things like who's smashing who, who's picked up a felony DUI, who's dating a drugged-out rock star, and who's the got the hottest candid photos for the week that was.
This week an entire batch of jumpoffs came under the spotlight, a washed-up '90s star got hit with half-million dollar tax bill, and our former cover girl took her clothes off. Check back every Thursday for a new rundown, and of course, don't hesitate to let us know what you think...
#10. KE$HA
• The "TiK ToK" star showcased her bizarre sensibilities and nonsensical anecdotes in an interview with Interview Magazine. Here's a start: "For instance, I went yesterday to a past-life regressionist, and he told me that in my past life I was assassinated. I'm pretty sure that I was JFK in my past life." FOH.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#9. SHANNON ENGEMANN
• When it comes down to affairs and wife changing, Larry King is an expert. Lately, he's going through a cringe-inducing divorce case that's bringing up more dirt than expected. Allegedly, he's been getting it in with his wife's younger sister Shannon. Although Ms. Engemann is denying the accusations, more news is surfacing, and things aren't looking good for the CNN OG.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#8. PAMELA ANDERSON
• Hopefully, she does well on Dancing With The Stars, because it's reported that former Baywatch superstar still owes $493,000 in personal income tax to the government from last year. We don't know what kind of excuse she has, but she better act quickly before the authorities come knocking.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#7. PARIS HILTON
• It's a reccurring theme: For Paris Hilton break ups and make ups are part of her daily ordeals. Right after she deaded her relationship with Doug Reinhardt, she was spotted in Vegas partying with Kim K's ex, Reggie Bush.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#6. MICHELLE 'BOMBSHELL' MCGEE
• Sandra Bullock's conditions aren't getting any better. One of Jesse James' jumpoffs recently sent out an apology to the Academy Award winning actress in an Australian TV show claiming, "I feel bad for Sandra... I want to give her a heartfelt apology." Hey, at least she seemed sincere.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#5. ANGELINA JOLIE
• Despite constant news regarding the break up with Brad Pitt, it appears the actress might have an addition to her clique of babies. Keep on loving Angelina!
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#4. LYNDSY FONSECA
• From the looks of it, we're pretty certain Kick-Ass, which is dropping tomorrow, won't be a disappointment. We got love for this actress, and so should you.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#3. ZOE SALDANA
• Our former cover girl, and star of Avatar, continues her winning streak this Friday with Death at a Funeral starring alongside Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence. Just a week from tomorrow, you can also catch her on the comic book inspired action flick, The Losers. Yea, we thought we told ya'll that she don't stop.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#2. EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI
• Minus the latest debacles headlining these strings of jumpoffs, our former cover girl does many of us a big favor and graces the pages of Allure magazine showcasing her explicit regions with grace. Other actresses step your nekkid games up!
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
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#1. ASHLEY DUPRE
• While Eliot Spitzer continues to scrape for change, the H.J.I.C. (head jumpoff in charge) of the hoe game keeps rising to the top. This time, she successfully scored herself a Playboy cover and shares her experiences. It seems she's quickly becoming the poster girl for all escorts to come. Lock up your daughters, ya'll.
Last Week's Rank: Not Ranked
Next week: Will more jumpoffs break their omerta and come out up front? Is Paris Hilton attempting to make a comeback?
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