We still wake up every morning wishing our girlfriend was as hot as Nicole Scherzinger. [Hollywood Tuna]
Man, the Hollywood Publicity machine did it to us again. We didn't know too much about Amanda Seyfried's upcoming movie, Chloe, but now we care A LOT. [Pop Crunch]
Chelsea Handler too drunk to walk? We could never imagine her getting plastered or gettin' her ass smacked by Akon or spreading her legs for T.I. or... we could go on and on. [Radar]
Matt Kemp must really be putting it on Rihanna because we could have sworn there was some unwritten rule barring a-list celebs from showing up at spring training games. [YBF]
ESPN reporter Erin Andrews will face Michael David Barrett, the Illinois man who pleaded to stalking her and filmed her through peepholes. Dude wouldn't be facing two years in federal prison if he just looked at these pics instead. [Pop Crunch]
