After months of breathless anticipation, we're pleased to announce that this month finally marks the premiere of Seducing Cindy, a reality show on which Internet model and Playboy cover girl Cindy Margolis—now 44, and with her three kids in tow—looks for love in a group of dudes that includes a "graphic novel reader," a "Tupac impersonator," and a "musician with goatee." Seriously, that's how they're referring to these guys. Not that that's why you'd be keeping your Friday nights free to tune in, of course. You may know Cindy by her endlessly-trumpeted moniker, "Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet," a title that may have meant something in the days before broadband and streaming video but now feels kinda quaint, like your aunt who "used to be a looker" but now "has duck lips and wears low-cut sweaters to the laundromat."
We're not trying to hate, though; we fondly remember Cindy's mid-'90s reign at the top. But there's been plenty of turnover in the past 15 years (yes, you've been "enjoying" pictures of hot women on the Internet for more than a decade), from A-list actresses to softcore models, and we think that Cindy's show is the perfect occasion to examine her competition. Take a look and cast your vote for the true empress of the series of tubes we call our pants the Internet. Form an orderly line, ladies, there's room for all of you on our hard drive...
CINDY MARGOLIS
• She was a nice (blonde) Jewish girl who wouldn't take her top off. Just like summer camp, but on your computer!
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vazquez January 8th, 2010 at 01:27 AM
megan fox is a marketing noob-tool, and kim kardashian is an attention whore. complex has to be more creative than this to stay on top.
Stronty January 9th, 2010 at 09:56 PM
Its Britney Spears!!
Jessie January 17th, 2010 at 04:32 PM
Cindy Margolis is the QUEEN of the internet. She's the #1 most downloaded woman on the internet. I should know, her and I are facebook buddies. I can't wait to see her new reality show. I want to send in an audition tape and get to be on the cast. She's the HOTTTTTEST woman in the world.
George Clooney January 19th, 2010 at 03:13 AM
DUDE, It's Cindy Margolis! Hello! I'm watching this puppy for sure. She looks smoking and the list of guys is classic. Move over Bachelor, there's a new sheriff in town.
David Frank January 20th, 2010 at 03:58 AM
Cindy Margolis not only has beauty and a great body but she has brains and a whole lotta heart. Cindy is a strong, independent woman with a great sense of humor and knows what she wants out of life and her career. Cindy is in tune with herself . She is a thinker, a doer and a provocateur. Cindy is an achiever. While she is passionate about life and her family, she has fun intelligently and doesn't take herself too seriously. Cindy is modern and flexible and like a chameleon..she can blend with any crowd. Cindy won't settle for less than she wants..she knows what she's worth.
Kenny January 20th, 2010 at 04:03 AM
I totally agree! Cindy is a self -made icon of the of the Twenty-First Century. Pioneers and trend setters come in many forms. But no form has been more pleasing to the eye than Internet Star, Cindy Margolis. She first took the Internet world by storm! THE MOST DOWNLOADED WOMAN!!!!
Chanda January 20th, 2010 at 04:08 AM
Cindy Margolis is putting a face with infertility. What a beautiful face it is! I see her pictures in Playboy and think – that hot 40 something woman is infertile?! Wow – I’m not a myth. It does happen. It happens even to the rich and famous. Imagine if the general public realized that we’re not all damaged goods. One thing I’ve learned from infertility is that it does serious damage to one’s self esteem. Wonderful, bright, talented women are reduced to feeling completely worthless in a matter of seconds with every period that arrives, every negative HPT and every miscarriage that occurs. Its heart wrenching that so many of us suffer / suffered in silence year after year, afraid to talk about it. Too many feel they’re “not normal” and that “nobody knows what this is like.” Yea for Cindy for putting it out there and saying, “Here I am. I’m infertile. I am also beautiful and worthy of love and adoration.” Maybe, in between jacking off, these guys might actually read the story. And maybe, just maybe, they’d learn something.