Throughout history we've witnessed couples make beautiful music together: Sonny and Cher, Stevie Wonder and Syreeta Wright, Jay-Z and Beyonce, to name a few. Now it looks as if we have one more. After setting the tabloids ablaze last year by revealing their "item" status, American's oddest couple, Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson shocked us once again by announcing that they have begun recording music together.
We have no idea how long this creative partnership will last or what it will sound like exactly, but it seems like the Smashing Pumpkins singer's wild days of spreading his seed are over. Well, for now. If you knew his track record, you wouldn't believe this dude could stay locked down any more than Hugh Hefner. Fortunately for you, we do. Keep reading to take a look at all the girls Billy has allegedly, uh, smashed. Enjoy...
Helena Christensen
• How does an awkwardly tall, pale-as-Powder bald man pull a stunt like this? Simple, sell million upon millions of records. This Danish Victoria's Secret Angel is exactly the reason why we all wanted to be rockstars.
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Emilie Autumn
• Whoa. We're sure she's a very talented musician/poet/instrumentalist, but she almost looks like Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland, which is not good look.
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Yelena Yumchuk
• She was the Smashing Pumpkin's photographer, and once the band started having problems, their relationship ended too. The break up, however, inspired some pretty good SP tracks. Art imitating life?
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Fiona Horne
• She is an Australian singer, actress, and model who has been know to practice witchcraft. She can ride our broom anytime.
Sierra Swan
• One of the songs on her 2008 album was called "Sex is Keeping Us Together". Damn. Billy must have been layin' it down. No wonder he goes through girls faster than Bret Michaels and Ray J combined.
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Jackie Johnson
• Weather girl x rock star: We see a golden shower in the forecast...
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Tila Tequila
• Our favorite pint-sized bi-sexual reality show girl dated Billy Corgan for a minute, and this video of her barking like a dog is what they have to show for their short lived relationship. Precious.
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Courtney Love
• They have a long history together, and who knows, maybe there is a bit of Love left for Billy Corgan in the future.
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Jessica Simpson
• As far as we're concerned, the only thing that we think these two might have common is the fact that Billy Corgan is an avid sports fan, and Jessica Simpson used to date a quarterback and has two's the size of basketball's. Let's see how long this one will last...
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word is bond January 15th, 2010 at 12:29 AM
THANK YOU My one issue w/ complex is the gallery format thanks for puttin it all on one page
Tysonz January 15th, 2010 at 02:05 AM
^^Word these complex niggas stay tryna get unique page views off there gallery format. They need to keep going with the all in one page style layouts
Maggie January 16th, 2010 at 06:03 AM
emilie autumn is actually really hot
vega February 11th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
emilie is very pretty without all that stage makeup but you forgot the most important girl of all ... his wife, Christine Fabian
Ava June 7th, 2010 at 12:23 AM
That seems to be a rather unflattering picture of Emilie. She's gorgeous. Though if you listen to some of her songs which are probably about Corgan, you'll hear about what an awful lover her is. Perhaps this is why he goes through so many girlfriends.