You can say know the holiday season starts the day after Thanksgiving, but for us things don't really kick off until the United Nations Climate Change Conference rolls around. And now it's finally here! Earlier this week, world leaders from all over the, well, world descended on Copenhagen, Denmark to discuss biofuels, electric cars, and how long it's gonna take for us all to be submerged under 200 feet of melted ice caps.
Of course, if they were smart, some of the single attendees (and Nicolas Sarkozy) would spend some extra time in Copenhagen looking for some up-nawf lovin'. Because as much people love to talk about Sweden, Denmark has more than it's share of smokin' Scandies. Don't believe us? Read on for our fantasy Danish ninesome. Yes, ninesome. What?! It's the holidays!
#9. MALENE ESPENSEN
Claim to fame: The "glamour model" has spread herself across most of the British lad magazines, and is a favorite focus of our NUTS. That is, the issues of NUTS Magazine we own. What did you think we meant?
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major December 9th, 2009 at 08:27 PM
bullpen call for new writers.
lis December 10th, 2009 at 11:31 AM
damn helena should be number 1 !
dude December 11th, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Her mother is from Polish descent and her father is Danish. Hence her Danish family name...
Bob the Chef July 6th, 2010 at 06:16 PM
Weak. Most of these women are average. Anyway, Caroline Wozniacki is Polish. Her family moved to Denmark. Scarlet Johanssen is also half Polish from what I hear. And Helena is half Peruvian. But Caroline isn't even slightly Danish.
Purger February 8th, 2011 at 12:47 AM
The negro girl is not Danish.