It's Christmas Eve! Sorry to our Jewish and Muslim (and Buddhist and Shinto) peoples, but some of us are getting ready celebrate the birth of the big J.C. by sitting around in our pajamas trying to look excited about getting Nintendogs from our senile aunt. Oh, and it also means we also honor the woman who birthed the man with hair like lambs' wool and skin like bronze blue-eyed savior. So allow us to utter a sentence never before expressed in HTML: Virgin Mary is in the (non)motherfuckin' building, y'all! After all, lord knows how difficult it is for a young lady to keep things intact. Seriously, Lord knows, and we imagine Joseph does too.
So on this occasion of peripherally observing the phenomenon of virgin birth, we'd like to tip our caps to a dime roll of girls who rock that purity ring with pride, no matter what Russell Brand said about them--and to let them know that if they ever get tired of their stupid hymens, we'll be here with some boxed wine and a Teddy Pendergrass album to do this RIGHT...
10. TEYANA TAYLOR
• Of course she's a virgin—with all that camwhoring she does, you think she has time for sex?
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