It's Christmas Eve! Sorry to our Jewish and Muslim (and Buddhist and Shinto) peoples, but some of us are getting ready celebrate the birth of the big J.C. by sitting around in our pajamas trying to look excited about getting Nintendogs from our senile aunt. Oh, and it also means we also honor the woman who birthed the man with hair like lambs' wool and skin like bronze blue-eyed savior. So allow us to utter a sentence never before expressed in HTML: Virgin Mary is in the (non)motherfuckin' building, y'all! After all, lord knows how difficult it is for a young lady to keep things intact. Seriously, Lord knows, and we imagine Joseph does too.
So on this occasion of peripherally observing the phenomenon of virgin birth, we'd like to tip our caps to a dime roll of girls who rock that purity ring with pride, no matter what Russell Brand said about them--and to let them know that if they ever get tired of their stupid hymens, we'll be here with some boxed wine and a Teddy Pendergrass album to do this RIGHT...
10. TEYANA TAYLOR
• Of course she's a virgin—with all that camwhoring she does, you think she has time for sex?
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VaNni3 December 24th, 2009 at 03:24 PM
LoL....WHo ThE FEEZY included Number 9...? All of the women on the list look Good and then you hit us with a brick...? Really...Lol...that was funny tho...i was like...WTF!?!?!...LmAo...
Ellacunt December 24th, 2009 at 07:30 PM
Teyana Taylor is BUSTED. Looks like Mike Tyson just punched her in the mouf'.
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rockerguy82 December 26th, 2009 at 03:24 AM
What a joke... Are these ladies really virgins? # 9 specially... ;) She's a great singer though.
zzr December 30th, 2009 at 04:39 PM
Hudgens is only a virgin because she dates a faeg. If she sent me nude pics, that cherry would be popped QUICK.
Hailey January 1st, 2010 at 06:01 PM
LOL yeahh ZZr.. zac is gay...thats why vanessas on here and omg isnt susan boyle like 40..
richard pitera January 23rd, 2010 at 07:16 AM
Hudgens has not been a virgin for a long long time
Tunbosun February 8th, 2010 at 08:18 PM
All those ladies are not virgins.Gosh!
angela February 1st, 2011 at 03:11 PM
just to add, theres no need to say sorry to muslims because ur excited about christmas. muslims belive in, and love jesus christ too. (may peace be upon him).