We don't really know what to think of Jessica Simpson. On the one hand she's (for the most part) hot as balls. On the other...well, pretty much everything else. Fortunately, from the "hot as balls" part of her profile comes the news that Jess has teamed up with South Beach designer Red Carter and is set to release a swimwear line under the Jessica Simpson Collection lifestyle brand on Dec. 30. We're not too familiar with J-Simp's skills as a designer, but we do know wearing a bikini is one of her best talents.
We're hoping this line takes off so that we have more opportunities to see Ms. Simpson frolicking around in her own two-piece creations (not too mention opportunities to see Ms. Simpson attempting to bridge the intellectual gap with our pre-historic ancestors). Until then, we've done the hard work (zing!) and gathered the hottest bikini moments from Jessica's career...
MAXIM PHOTO SHOOT
YEAR: 2001
WHAT THIS BIKINI PIC SAYS: "This is just conservative enough to protect my no-sex-'til-marriage vow, and sexy enough to keep my teenage male fanbase who watches my music videos on mute.
CLICK HERE TO SEE JESSICA SIMPSON'S NEXT HOT BIKINI PIC
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Frank Grimes December 31st, 2009 at 11:52 PM
That last one isn't even her. That one's been debunked months ago.