Barbra Streisand beat out Paramore and even Mariah Carey on the Billboard charts last week. Yeah, old girl can sing, but we think at least a little bit of her success has something to do with her big strong schnoz—that thing is massive and beautiful. So in honor of Barbra, the O.G. of big-nosed beauties, today's Fetish Friday is dedicated to hot women with sexy snouts. We're not talking about the Hoovers on Whitney and Lindsay, we're talking about big-beaked ladies who proudly kept the knives away from their faces. (Sorry, Jen Aniston!) Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with big noses...
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
• One thing's for sure—the hottest girl on the Food Network can definitely smell what the fuck she's cooking.
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TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
• Girlfriends was the perfect show for fetishizers. Tattoo lovers got Persia and nose-ass lovers got Tracee.
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SOFIA COPPOLA
• Sofia's an Oscar-winning director, a Louis Vuitton bag designer, Francis Ford Coppola's daughter, and our not-so-secret crush. Wifey for real!
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PARIS HILTON
• That hooked nose screams aristocratic bitch/secret S&M queen. We're down.
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KERI HILSON
• We'll assume that having a beak nose means she has bird tendencies. Brrrrrrrr!
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AMEESHA PATEL
• This Bollywood star has one hell of a schnoz. Wonder what we can fit in there...
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JESSICA SIMPSON
• Big nose, big eyes, big hair, all-big everything...
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LEONA LEWIS
• Leona's big, beautiful nose was a big, beautiful target for a crazy fan yesterday. Who the fuck snuffs female soul singers? SMH.
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LADY GAGA
• Crazy gear? Check. Questionable grill? Check. Possible hermaphrodite? CHECK! And now this. Fuck it, we're gaga for Gaga anyway.
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BONUS: MISS PIGGY
• Don't lie, you thought she could get it when you used to watch The Muppet Show. Who doesn't love pork?
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JayK October 16th, 2009 at 03:27 PM
Giada has some AMAZING TWOS on her,and Miss Piggy is the truth, I know Kermit gotta be gettin his tadpole in that all the time
IamPaulC October 16th, 2009 at 04:13 PM
whack....these are BIG noses? pleeeeeease
tysonz October 16th, 2009 at 06:33 PM
^^^^ Wack....this what you complaining about? Did you want bigger noses ? Pleeeeease go wack off sumwhere...
copperkid October 16th, 2009 at 09:12 PM
for some reason a big nose is cute on a pretty face...dunno
Mac October 17th, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Re: Tysonz LOL, cheers bud, you made my day with that comment!
riff raff October 19th, 2009 at 01:29 PM
lol @ miss [iggy on this list.
major October 19th, 2009 at 09:56 PM
jessica simpson makes it look like you posted miss piggy twice.
The Dude October 20th, 2009 at 05:49 AM
where the hell is Haylie Duff damn it!?!
Mike October 20th, 2009 at 03:51 PM
Where is Penelope Cruz?
Gman November 8th, 2009 at 08:12 PM
Eva mendes???