
KENTUCKY: Tara Conner (Russell Springs, KY)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Miss Kentucky USA 2006 became the subject of controversy when she was caught drinking underage in NYC bars, using cocaine, and kissing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Sounds like a solid Friday night to us.

LOUISIANA: Britney Spears (Kentwood, LA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: It's the classic American tale of a good, wholesome, Christian girl who is corrupted by the spotlight and falls into an ever-deepening spiral of drugs, sex, and crazy behavior. We like 'em crazy in the U.S. of A.
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jocyn86 July 1st, 2009 at 05:45 PM
The Union shit was hilarious
BoBtheBuilder July 1st, 2009 at 08:18 PM
damn this post is a heatrock - who woulda thought olivia munn is from oklahoma or megan fox was from tennesee
maxwell July 1st, 2009 at 09:25 PM
tera patrick is a fuckdoll hahaha
Mike L July 1st, 2009 at 11:22 PM
You guys seriously messed up Oregon. Sara Underwood is way hotter then Holly Madison.
E July 1st, 2009 at 11:58 PM
AMEN sara underwood beats holly madison any day
Brian March 1st, 2010 at 02:17 AM
Sara Underwood is the hottest woman I've ever seen.
Nick July 2nd, 2009 at 02:17 AM
"...most exciting thing to happen to Iowa since the potato harvester" Learn your facts; Iowa grows corn, not potatoes! Potatoes belong to Idaho.
Gator July 7th, 2009 at 04:57 AM
I'm more concerned about the farmer's daughter than what's growing on the farm.
Torre July 2nd, 2009 at 03:37 PM
To NOT have Jessica Alba on here is simply ridiculous!
Phil July 2nd, 2009 at 06:41 PM
Couldn't agree more..as hot as Marisa Miller is, no way does she top Jay-Eh. Jessica Alba is the hottest girl on the planet...it's even said so in the movies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486576/quotes
FallenRawToast July 2nd, 2009 at 06:50 PM
So bumping Marisa Miller who is far hotter than the hot Jessica Alba? I think not
JIM July 2nd, 2009 at 07:27 PM
EVAN RAQUEL WOOD, BEYONCE AND THE UGLY FAT ASS CHICK FROM SOUTH CAROLINA SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST!!!!!!
Davey boy smith July 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Hey!!! Who said Americans invented the TV Sitcom (see Courtney Cox)? I beg to differ! Surely it was us good Brits? (I might be wrong... I haven't checked... worth a go). For an equally hot (and unfortunately recently departed) TV sitcom babe check out Mollie Sugden of 'Are you being Served' fame. Hubba Hubba!
Ted July 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 AM
the tennison twins beat the wrestling freak any day in idaho
Bobby July 3rd, 2009 at 12:25 PM
We grow corn in Iowa, not potatoes moron.