Worldwide Wednesday: The 50 Hottest American Women

Worldwide Wednesday: The 50 Hottest American Women

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WISCONSIN: Heather Graham (Milwaukee, WI)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Rumor has it Heather Graham can cook a bratwurst in her cleavage in under five minutes.

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WYOMING: Cynthia Pate (Casper, WY)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Yeah, she's nothing too special but why don't you try going to Wyoming. Ain't shit going on there.


Tags: america, complex-lists, independence-day, usa, worldwide-wednesday

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    jocyn86 July 1st, 2009 at 05:45 PM

    The Union shit was hilarious

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    BoBtheBuilder July 1st, 2009 at 08:18 PM

    damn this post is a heatrock - who woulda thought olivia munn is from oklahoma or megan fox was from tennesee

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    maxwell July 1st, 2009 at 09:25 PM

    tera patrick is a fuckdoll hahaha

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    Mike L July 1st, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    You guys seriously messed up Oregon. Sara Underwood is way hotter then Holly Madison.

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      E July 1st, 2009 at 11:58 PM

      AMEN sara underwood beats holly madison any day

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        Brian March 1st, 2010 at 02:17 AM

        Sara Underwood is the hottest woman I've ever seen.

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    Nick July 2nd, 2009 at 02:17 AM

    "...most exciting thing to happen to Iowa since the potato harvester" Learn your facts; Iowa grows corn, not potatoes! Potatoes belong to Idaho.

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      Gator July 7th, 2009 at 04:57 AM

      I'm more concerned about the farmer's daughter than what's growing on the farm.

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    Torre July 2nd, 2009 at 03:37 PM

    To NOT have Jessica Alba on here is simply ridiculous!

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      Phil July 2nd, 2009 at 06:41 PM

      Couldn't agree more..as hot as Marisa Miller is, no way does she top Jay-Eh. Jessica Alba is the hottest girl on the planet...it's even said so in the movies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486576/quotes

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      FallenRawToast July 2nd, 2009 at 06:50 PM

      So bumping Marisa Miller who is far hotter than the hot Jessica Alba? I think not

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    JIM July 2nd, 2009 at 07:27 PM

    EVAN RAQUEL WOOD, BEYONCE AND THE UGLY FAT ASS CHICK FROM SOUTH CAROLINA SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST!!!!!!

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    Davey boy smith July 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Hey!!! Who said Americans invented the TV Sitcom (see Courtney Cox)? I beg to differ! Surely it was us good Brits? (I might be wrong... I haven't checked... worth a go). For an equally hot (and unfortunately recently departed) TV sitcom babe check out Mollie Sugden of 'Are you being Served' fame. Hubba Hubba!

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    Ted July 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    the tennison twins beat the wrestling freak any day in idaho

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    Bobby July 3rd, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    We grow corn in Iowa, not potatoes moron.

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