Hear ye! Hear ye! This Saturday is Independence Day and although America is turning 233, our breasts are still as perky as ever! Today's Worldwide Wednesday is unlike any other that has come before it because it's about more than just acknowledging beautiful women---it's about capturing the American spirit. It's about things like rejoicing in the freedom to eat greasy fast food until you have to wear Costco sweatpants, or in this case, celebrating the liberty to gawk at scantily-clad women you'll never be able to sleep with.
So, to honor the Fourth of July, we've put together a list of honey dips from all 50 states who not only please the eyes, but also exemplify what it means to be a beautiful woman from the best country in the world. For those of you with short attention spans, you best pop an Adderall 'cause this list is a biggie. As for the rest of you, sit back with a cold sixer from Wisconsin, a bag of something sweet from California, and behold: the hottest women in the United States of America (in alphabetical order, of course)...
ALABAMA: Courtney Cox (Birmingham, AL)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: We've still got nothing but love for the girl that gave us an excuse to watch Friends. After all, Americans did invent the TV sitcom.
ALASKA: Sarah Palin (Wasilla, AK)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: What's more American than running for vice-president? If all else fails at least she can fall back on royalty checks.
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jocyn86 July 1st, 2009 at 05:45 PM
The Union shit was hilarious
BoBtheBuilder July 1st, 2009 at 08:18 PM
damn this post is a heatrock - who woulda thought olivia munn is from oklahoma or megan fox was from tennesee
maxwell July 1st, 2009 at 09:25 PM
tera patrick is a fuckdoll hahaha
Mike L July 1st, 2009 at 11:22 PM
You guys seriously messed up Oregon. Sara Underwood is way hotter then Holly Madison.
E July 1st, 2009 at 11:58 PM
AMEN sara underwood beats holly madison any day
Brian March 1st, 2010 at 02:17 AM
Sara Underwood is the hottest woman I've ever seen.
Nick July 2nd, 2009 at 02:17 AM
"...most exciting thing to happen to Iowa since the potato harvester" Learn your facts; Iowa grows corn, not potatoes! Potatoes belong to Idaho.
Gator July 7th, 2009 at 04:57 AM
I'm more concerned about the farmer's daughter than what's growing on the farm.
Torre July 2nd, 2009 at 03:37 PM
To NOT have Jessica Alba on here is simply ridiculous!
Phil July 2nd, 2009 at 06:41 PM
Couldn't agree more..as hot as Marisa Miller is, no way does she top Jay-Eh. Jessica Alba is the hottest girl on the planet...it's even said so in the movies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486576/quotes
FallenRawToast July 2nd, 2009 at 06:50 PM
So bumping Marisa Miller who is far hotter than the hot Jessica Alba? I think not
JIM July 2nd, 2009 at 07:27 PM
EVAN RAQUEL WOOD, BEYONCE AND THE UGLY FAT ASS CHICK FROM SOUTH CAROLINA SHOULD NOT BE ON THIS LIST!!!!!!
Davey boy smith July 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Hey!!! Who said Americans invented the TV Sitcom (see Courtney Cox)? I beg to differ! Surely it was us good Brits? (I might be wrong... I haven't checked... worth a go). For an equally hot (and unfortunately recently departed) TV sitcom babe check out Mollie Sugden of 'Are you being Served' fame. Hubba Hubba!
Ted July 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 AM
the tennison twins beat the wrestling freak any day in idaho
Bobby July 3rd, 2009 at 12:25 PM
We grow corn in Iowa, not potatoes moron.