Yesterday the news broke that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. We really don't need to remind you that we ride for Kimmy K, and while we're sad that her two-year relationship has come to an end, we can't say we didn't see it coming.
You see, nobody knows Kimmy like us (you could say that we've been with her through thick and thin). So while the rest of the world was following her on Twitter and thinking everything was rosy with her and her boo, we knew their love was in trouble a month ago. Read on, as we examine some recent Twitter updates and guess what was really going on in her head...
WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "The stress of an interracial relationship is getting to me. It's just so hard to match for social occasions!"
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "That's the first happy ending I've had since I slept through the making of the Ray J video."
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING "Take a hint Reggie! A girl can only have so many pearl necklaces, I want a rock!"
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "SMH. If only they could bring up a side order of communication and honesty."
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING "Finally I get to watch a real girlie movie. Was getting tired of Reggie's Dude Looks Like a Lady series."
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "I wish Reggie would take the hint—I'm sick of making love to that song 'Ho's A Housewife'."
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "Another early night. My girlfriends warned me about dating running backs with a 'short burst of speed.'"
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "And by 'chill' I mean set up the parabolic mic and Li'l Snooper spy cam when he's not home. Thanks Sharper Image! Lolz."
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THINKING: "Is it too late to audition for the next season of For the Love of Ray J?"
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WHAT KIM WAS REALLY THANKING: "And by 'everyone,' I mean Jeremy Shockey. Holler!"
suckitmarshall July 28th, 2009 at 05:00 PM
I'm in there, like swimwear.
Esco's bars July 28th, 2009 at 05:29 PM
KIM K'HARD'ASHIAN IS FUCKING GOOD
Mixmaster17 July 28th, 2009 at 05:48 PM
this is fuckin hilarious nice complex
ithinkiloveher July 28th, 2009 at 06:12 PM
haha awesome
Drake July 28th, 2009 at 08:03 PM
Hahaha. Brilliant!!!
Viktor July 29th, 2009 at 12:06 AM
“The stress of an interracial relationship is getting to me"? White people......
Olgs July 29th, 2009 at 01:01 PM
Haha. Well done funny man
VictorDaChosenOne August 6th, 2009 at 02:34 AM
GOOD FOR REGGIE!! now he can move onto kim’s look alike as seen on the tyra banks show- model and nurse Jessenia Vice. I googled this latin beauty and came across an impressive port for a model who’s been in the game for only a year plus. (you should check her out too) but not just that, what impressed me more about this curvaocious was that she brains. reggie would have a win win pick with her- if he ever gets injured she’d know how to fix it. I know i’d take her over kim any day. lets break it down: kim- no real job, famous for sex tape, blogs about the most superficial things,self absorbed and no college education, make retarded money for doing nothing, is anything on her even real? jessenia- career nurse, works in the community saving and helping lives, blogs post to help guide others, started in the modeling only to help others build their port but now her’s is getting some recognition, working to take care of her parents who are unemployed. winner: jessenia