10 Butter Face Women We'd Probably Still Bag

#5 TILA TEQUILA [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
We're pretty sure one of our staff members had sex with Ms. Tequila down in Cancun back in March. We still don't know how she has her own TV show, but that whole bisexual-in-a-bikini thing works well for the Queen of Myspace, even if her face does look like a Mogwai. Just don't feed her after midnight!

#4 LIL' KIM [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Dancing With the Stars has done her body good, but the years of botox, collagen, and plastic surgery have left her formely cute face pretty fucked up. Hopefully she stops now.

#3 FERGIE [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
A butterface list isn't a proper butterface list without good ol' dose of meth-slamming Black Eye-d Peas front woman Fergie. She's an icon—the Marilyn Monroe of Butter Faces.

#2 VIDA GUERRA [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
We've been looking at this photo for five minutes and we still don't see her face. But still, we're happy that she's breaking out of the "video chick" mold. In fact, we would gladly support her aspiring music career if she could figure out a way to rap out of her ass like Jim Carey.

#1 LADY GAGA [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Sure, she suffers from horse face, but Gaga won our hearts with that shelf-ass and her ability to move like a stripper. But a word of advice: don't wear outfits that cover up your bangin' body with a sea of Muppets. We love you baby, but you dress like a dickhead.