10 Butter Face Women We'd Probably Still Bag

10 Butter Face Women We'd Probably Still Bag


Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly personality. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly sense of style. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly-ass grill that looks like Mickey Rourke after fighting 12 rounds. This last phenomenon has become known "Butter Face," as in "everything but-her-face"...get it? Good job.

In the age of Photoshop trickery and high-tech makeup engineering, Butter Faces have become bolder than ever. Read on below to see our countdown of 10 Butter Faces We'd Probably Still Bag. And remember, it's all love...

#10 BROOKE HOGAN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
This is Hulk Hogan's kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.

#9 BUFFIE THE BODY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
She's got an ass like that, but that whole "getting to know you" thing isn't really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.

#8 TIFFANY "NEW YORK" POLLARD [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those "Weird Science" two's as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.

#7 CHLOE SEVIGNY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
The thing about Sevs is that she's not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we're going to look up, but it works.

#6 MELANIE "SCARY SPICE" BROWN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face...come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It's called the "Spice Girls Conspiracy"—word to Barney Stinson.

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