Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly personality. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly sense of style. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly-ass grill that looks like Mickey Rourke after fighting 12 rounds. This last phenomenon has become known "Butter Face," as in "everything but-her-face"...get it? Good job.
In the age of Photoshop trickery and high-tech makeup engineering, Butter Faces have become bolder than ever. Read on below to see our countdown of 10 Butter Faces We'd Probably Still Bag. And remember, it's all love...
#10 BROOKE HOGAN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
This is Hulk Hogan's kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
#9 BUFFIE THE BODY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
She's got an ass like that, but that whole "getting to know you" thing isn't really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
#8 TIFFANY "NEW YORK" POLLARD [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those "Weird Science" two's as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
#7 CHLOE SEVIGNY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
The thing about Sevs is that she's not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we're going to look up, but it works.
#6 MELANIE "SCARY SPICE" BROWN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face...come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It's called the "Spice Girls Conspiracy"—word to Barney Stinson.
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jocyn86 July 21st, 2009 at 05:16 PM
hahaha...i thought tila was pretty
rox July 21st, 2009 at 05:20 PM
this countdown is reeeeedonkulous...all these women are not Butterfaces...however did this post u a barf brain
rox July 21st, 2009 at 05:20 PM
i mean whoever*
Lex July 21st, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Mel B & Vida shouldn't be on this list - the rest can stick!!
Anom. August 16th, 2009 at 04:38 PM
I agree. I don't think either is bad-looking at all.
Truth October 24th, 2011 at 01:49 PM
Ditto
vazquez July 21st, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Vida shouldn't be on this list. You guys forgot Paris Hilton after Jessica Alba.
bg July 27th, 2009 at 08:30 PM
Jessica Alba is beautiful... u must be dumb
killa July 21st, 2009 at 06:12 PM
I agree with most of the list, and even on point (buffie should be no 1) But Vida and Lady Gaga? Cmon you guys gotta be gay.
Ross July 29th, 2009 at 04:16 PM
I agree,..TOTALLY
Nas October 21st, 2009 at 03:21 PM
yeah vida shouldn't be on the list. her true butter face wasn't bad she just looked normal
B.dot July 21st, 2009 at 06:36 PM
that was a horrible pic of Mel B. Vida's face is okay nothing to run from.
Goliano July 21st, 2009 at 08:38 PM
Being a buttaface means there's no question you'd "bag" 'em and, IMO, half of these babes aren't butta, at all.
word is bond - thats whats up July 21st, 2009 at 09:21 PM
lets be serious I do all of them without the bag... well except buffy and i wouldnt do new york with the bag
enjoi July 21st, 2009 at 09:50 PM
since girls now understand what a butterface is, ive since heard them being called jofa's....like the hockey company...nice equipment but an ugly bucket