If you follow beauty pageants as closely as we do—which is not at all unless you're waiting for a disgraced contestant to pop up in a lesbian sex tape—then you were a bit surprised to hear about all the hubbub surrounding Carrie Prejean, California's entrant in the Miss USA pageant. First there was the gay-marriage double flap, then the fake twos that were paid for by the pageant organization, now then the topless shots (relatively SFW—especially if you work here, where NSFW only applies to fireworks and ketamine).
The thing is, we're unmoved. You know why? Because California has such a surfeit of crazy hot (and in some cases, crazy and hot) that things like this are just a distraction from the real thing. So click on for the left side's best sides...
#9. Katharine McPhee
Claim to Fame: American Idol runner-up and owner of a deceptively prominent onion. Dip dip dy, you're makin' us cry, word to Plug Three (and we would if we could!).
KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE CALIFORNIA HOTTIES!
Sickamore May 6th, 2009 at 05:41 PM
turn 4-3-2-1 into 1-2-3-4... then we have a list
e-burn May 6th, 2009 at 06:12 PM
MARISSA MILLER!!!!!!!!!
DarrylStrawberry May 6th, 2009 at 07:19 PM
yo #5 is so gross. like ewwww..
CR-T156 May 6th, 2009 at 07:20 PM
Yeah. Marissa Miller. I mean, are you kidding me? She is what California would look like if it took shape in the form of a women.
DarrylStrawberry May 6th, 2009 at 07:21 PM
complex.. your list is wack. is you gay?
Bandit May 6th, 2009 at 08:15 PM
The list Is a lIttle Wck ,,Good Intentions tho,
Dennis f. May 6th, 2009 at 09:56 PM
ya wow #5 and that picture.. eghk.. what about that bitch from girlicious
hobz May 7th, 2009 at 01:05 AM
get rid of the dumb niggers, then you'd have a list.
The Devil May 7th, 2009 at 01:14 AM
Damn, 1 list that isn't dominated by White girls with blonde hair and motherfuckers can't take it. You shoulda put Meagan Goode at no.1 though. Marissa Miller looks like Kurt Russell in the face.
Giggity Giggity May 7th, 2009 at 11:03 PM
california ftw