
WIFEY?
A self-described existentialist, she is arguably the porn industry's foremost intellectual. Her professional surname is a nod to Oscar Wilde's novel The Picture of Dorian Gray and Alfred Kinsey's scale of sexuality, which says that most people fall into a gray area somewhere between hetero- and homosexual. Suck on that, Christy Canyon.

TRIFEY?
Her "deep thoughts," which were most likely pilfered from Wikipedia entries, are ultimately just a mouthful of gobbledygook. Much like her film classic Gang Bang My Face.
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