After four years of what seemed to be matrimonial bliss, Nas and his seven month pregnant wife Kelis are calling it quits. Yup, the coolest couple since Treach and Pepa is no more. There have been rumors of Nas being overly aggressive and stepping out on her, but we're not sure—we'll leave the rumor mongering to the experts.
But now that Kelis is back on the market, it's time for us to assess her viability as a wifey, or a trifey. So you know the deal, we present the evidence, you be the judge. Is the former Mrs. Jones worth putting a ring on, or should you get your Dr. Knockboot on and trife Ms. Bossy out? Read on for the evidence and to cast your vote...
WIFEY: She's super supportive.
• We're not sure what their wedding vows consisted of, but we'd bet our coveted "Illmatic" promotional tee that it didn't include making a fool of herself for the benefit of her hubby's career. But, in the face of one of the most asinine marketing campaigns in rap history, she sucked it up, squeezed into some gold skin tight jeans and strutted down the red carpet in a jacket with the word "Nigger" on the back, all for her beau. Call us crazy, but that's love. We didn't see Beyonce rockin' a "Kingdom Come" t-shirt.
TRIFEY: Her favorite number is 730
• If her first single "Caught Out There," where she screams "I hate you so much right now!" at the top of her lungs wasn't indication enough that home girl is a little off her bedazzled rocking chair, she was arrested in March of 2007 for attempting to attack two cops while they were working undercover as prostitutes. We hate cops and as much as the next person, but that kind of spontaneity can't be good for the long haul.
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Mekuh May 5th, 2009 at 01:51 PM
Kelis' music is dope, Some of her songs are shitty including 'bossy' but i love her to death. Nas i'm on the fence with but that last sentence sounds like shots fired
INTERN May 14th, 2009 at 06:41 PM
yall trippin' i'd wife her in a sec, 2X's...in fact next time i see her she's mine!!!
loloa May 26th, 2009 at 01:51 AM
i really wanted them to work i did. i really liked kelis from her i hate u so much right now days. her eclectic and just refreshing style was something i could relate to. i've always loved mas's music, too. but the minute i saw her hanging around too short esp. since she doenst strike me as a very strong minded woman she lost credit to me. i mean too short is cool he has good music but come on whats a "good" chick doing with too short? i can think of pleny of other rapper to collab with. i was like woah i dont care how bossy u think u are i wouldnt want my wife hanging out with that guy, but then again im a female and perhaps im thinking i wouldnt be hanging out with too short. i dunno. but im praying for the unborn kid.
girl23 October 6th, 2010 at 09:45 PM
Kelis is so cute no matter what she wears!!<3