Attention, Che Guevara-image-festooned hipsters: you have a new kitschy enemy of the state to rock on an overpriced T-shirt. Yes, the grandaddy of doddering despots, Fidel Castro, was finally back in the news today after members of the Black Congressional Caucus met with him in Havana, and he's a far cry from Senor Fuck The USA.
He's eager to help Obama, and we're eager for him to open up his borders so we can enjoy his country's greatest export: the women. While we wait for trade relations to normalize so we can commence carnal relations, we're happy to tide you over with this week's geography lesson. Check Cuba's 9 hottest women below.
9. AYLÃN MÚJICA
Claim to Fame: Acting in the telenovela Sin Senos no hay Paraiso. Which translates to "No, You Can't Put It There."
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B.Dot April 8th, 2009 at 06:25 PM
I have never ever seen number 7 before but sheesh!!!!
DM April 8th, 2009 at 06:26 PM
Damn.... I think I'll just stop at page 3.
suckitmarshall April 8th, 2009 at 06:51 PM
Odetta shoulda been number one to me!
JJ April 8th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Where the hell is CHRISTINA MILIAN?
Sdempsey April 8th, 2009 at 10:34 PM
WHERE THE F*CK IS CHRISTINA MILIAN. SHE SHOULD BE #1 BY FAR I LOVE CUBAN WOMAN
BIGNAT April 10th, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Christina Millian and rasario dawson are cuban. i thought the were ricans but who cares fine is fine.
twanzilla April 8th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
Mayra Veronica!!!???! really?! she got ass, and thats it. She's a brown bagger at best. Christina Millian, Rosario Dawson, Vida. thats your top 4. God damn, i'm actually getting angry
russ in vegas April 9th, 2009 at 07:15 AM
ur gay....cannot express that enough Twan, brown bagger? r u kidding??? you have officially reached the summit of gay mountain
Cristina S. F. April 9th, 2009 at 09:49 AM
Darling...A brown bagger? Look, I know that we all have our own perceptions and pre-conceived notions of what constitutes beauty but for you to say that she is a brown bagger is just plain hateful. The lady might not be your personal favorite but she is FAR from a brown bagger. I wonder what your waking up next to...
maani March 29th, 2012 at 04:56 PM
contact me........
Cesar April 9th, 2009 at 03:54 AM
I love Cuban women...and Veronica is def. my favorite? can u believe she actually presented at Obama inauguration??? wish she wouldve been wearing this!!!
Brad April 9th, 2009 at 04:33 AM
Mayra Veronica's hott -havent seen that much sex appeal since monroe
Milosh April 9th, 2009 at 04:38 AM
She is very cool :) and very good looking too :)
Justin April 9th, 2009 at 04:46 AM
perfect order dude