By now you've surely become acquainted with the infamous "Asian Hipster Grifter," Ms. Kari Ferrell. Hmmm, let's see...a promiscuous Korean chick bedding, then bilking, a bunch of unwitting cool guys? This shit's hitting just a little too close to home.
So—after we all deleted her contact from our BlackBerries—we decided to take a closer look at this cunningly cunty con artist. On first (and second, and 1,000th) glance, Kari appears to be the absolute definition of a trifey...but then again, could she just be misunderstood? Is she secretly a wifey in disguise? We present our case below, and then you can vote for yourself...
WIFEY: She's Korean...and adopted.
You know, an Asian chick minus the overbearing Asian family. That means no unidentifiable meats or forced broken-English banter when you meet the 'rents! Score!
TRIFEY: She has an "I Love Beards" tattoo.
The neck-piece we can deal with, but this shit right here? That's got "Williamsburg train" written all over it, and we ain't talking 'bout the JMZ.
CLICK NEXT TO SEE MORE OF THE ASIAN HIPSTER GRIFTER...
eboc April 17th, 2009 at 12:07 PM
..."But will she suck a fart out of our ass and hold it in like a bong hit?" AeeeeeeeeYO! hahahaha
Impress Mekuh April 17th, 2009 at 12:57 PM
LMAO disgusting
chong April 17th, 2009 at 04:12 PM
this bitch is yuck!
James Hussein Dixon April 17th, 2009 at 05:12 PM
Racist dickheads. Fuck you.
suckitmarshall April 17th, 2009 at 05:28 PM
We're getting married in the fall and you're all invited. The thing is, our ATM card isn't working, so if ya'll could just cover the catering 'til after the ceremony I totally promise we'll get you back...
fire beard April 17th, 2009 at 06:00 PM
Wifey gotta meet u. my sisters adopted plus i live in nyc. i have a seasonal beard too. get at me. ill always take care of you. twitter ill marinara girl. i love you already
phil April 18th, 2009 at 11:56 AM
man she's so fucking creepy
Reece April 20th, 2009 at 01:54 AM
ewww I don't think I'm touching her with a 10 foot pole... ... ...ok I'm lying my ass off. If she's fine with goatees then I am in the clear!
pancakes April 20th, 2009 at 09:31 AM
back in like '98, a tongue ring would have justified all of this.
aalqadaffi April 20th, 2009 at 12:43 PM
Who is this chick?
Jo Mangos April 27th, 2009 at 04:56 AM
- WARNING TO THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY OF THE UNITED STATES - CRISTINA MARTINEZ (grifter and thief) WARNING: We want give notice that a Cuban woman named CRISTINA MARTINEZ is a swindler who makes claims for helping Hispanics gain permanent residency through the Department of Labor's PERM program. She has committed fraud and robbery preying upon the Latin American community who are seeking legal status here in the United States of America. Under a pretext of 'helping" them, she makes claims for provision of services such as preparation of taxes and/or papers of immigration. MODUS OPERANDI: Her modus operandi is as follows: She will appear to the Latin community by means of Hispanic churches (evangelical or Catholic) supposedly to offer seminars of advise on how to obtain tax IDs, do tax preparation and/or assistance for filling out government documents which will provide permanent residency. Typically, she simply downloads documents from the INS, Department of Labor websites on the internet. She may con an unethical or naïve attorney into validating her claims in order to add legitimacy to her operation. She makes guarantees and promises to pursue proceedings in order to gain legal papers for establishing permanent residency, and/or driver's licensing and other important documents pertinent to those seeking a change of status here in the US. Supposedly, she has helped 18 to 20 other illegal aliens gain their legal status in this manner, but do not be deceived, these affidavits are false and her complicity with corrupt lawyers though seemingly credible is NOT! Her scam is to fraudulently lie for her “processing fee" and then move to another state. After consulting a legitimate immigration lawyer our source found out Cristina's application for permanent residency was incomplete and illegitimate. Unless a PERM document is filed via the internet these documents will be unattended so please do not believe her or anyone else who makes the above claim! Cristina Martinez' agenda is to make easy money and then run with it before she can be prosecuted by the law. By preying on those seeking legal status she knows there is little recourse legally without revealing their own condition here in the US. The mother of 2 son, she also will con priests, pastors or any other service organization making claims of widowhood, financial hardship and suffering from a brain cancer and/or tumor…all in order to evoke the sympathy and compassion in her prey. She requests her money in advance in cash form, has her victims sign a hold harmless agreement in order to protect herself and then runs. By practicing immigration law without a license and engaging “hacks" who are NOT certified immigration lawyers to corroborate her deceits your recourse may be to report the “assisting" attorney to the American Bar Association at abanet.org/ and American Immigration Lawyers Association at aila.org PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: Physical Characteristics: obese approximately 250 pounds in weight, between 35 and 45 years of age, with dyed red hair that appears quite orange, brown eyes and fair complexion, currently living with a 30 year old male named Tony, who she claims is her husband and the father of her two children. Tony is from Central America and is an illegal alien who works at construction sites doing road work with pavement road crews. VICTIMS: Several members of the Hispanic Community of Maryland – Formerly employed by Liberty Income Taxes Company Maryland but was fired, she on the other hand will make claims that she quit because of the mistreatment of Hispanics she was helping, more lies! NOTE. – She currently is residing in Frederick, Virginia. If you should meet her please warn to the police or the Federal Bureau of Investigation of her whereabouts. She is a master manipulator who uses fraudulent means to rob innocent and frightened Hispanics seeking political refuge here in the US.