WIFEY: She's a fan of facial treatments
While last-week's news that Salma's email had been hacked landed with a giant boring 'thud,' we did notice that she has made an appointment of something called a "Japanese face massage" [see below]. If it's what we're thinking of, count us in.
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TRIFEY: She might actually be TOO Sexy
There's a very real danger here, people. If you somehow finagle a one-time smashoff, then at least you could live the rest of your life savoring the greatness of what you've experienced. But if you marshal the forces of the universe to convince her to marry you, then you may very well experience what is known in the medical community as Total Sensory Overload. Romping in those verdant ladypastures whenever you wanted? You'd be dead within two years. Trust us, it's better this way.
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corey April 27th, 2009 at 04:59 PM
Seriously. Which 5% of the male population are idiots enough to vote "trifey"?
iron man April 28th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
she's at the top of my cougars to do list
Slim April 28th, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Didn't yall do this one already?
Hard White April 28th, 2009 at 10:30 AM
She da GOAT, and I like goat's milk, doyoudigwhatiamsaying?
jigaboo May 1st, 2009 at 03:34 AM
I'll suck on em titties all day.