WIFEY?
• She's not stubborn! Over the years, Audrina's shown she's open-minded about "change": her hair, her boobs, her face. What guy doesn't want a girl who asks "Does this make me look fat?" and then, after you've given an honest answer, will go out and actually do something about it?
TRIFEY?
• She's got, like, horrendous, awful, terrible, fully-weaponized-nuclear-grade-cringe-inducing taste in everything from Halloween costumes to rumored future hook-ups. We can deal with summer-after-high-school indiscretions and even wearing bikinis to Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles, but we are not listening to Empire of the Sun ever again in our lives, ever.
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dEEZ April 6th, 2009 at 03:05 PM
flip it. smack it. rub it down.
suckitmarshall April 7th, 2009 at 01:53 PM
This bitch (and her dead eye) are the definition of a trifey.
B.Dot April 8th, 2009 at 06:27 PM
In the first picture her nipples reflect off of the water. My lady friend showed that to me. I love how she pays attention to that stuff.