Know any good secretaries? Seriously, we had to fire ours this morning, so we're looking for a new one. You see, yesterday was Secretary's Administrative Professionals' Day, only our own AP had it on the calendar for today. Hence the fact that she's now out looking for a job in this sucky economy. 'Plex bends for no one (PAUSE).
Anyways, the reason we were so excited about APs' Day was because we've been contemplating a post celebrating the little people that take dictation and serve as sounding boards for our crudest pick-up lines (we see you HR). So before we have to go defend yet another frivolous sexual harassment claim, we present the 10 Hottest Secretaries of All Time...
KATRINA BOWDEN AS "CERIE XEROX" IN 30 ROCK
MELANIE GRIFFITH AS "TESS MCGILL" IN WORKING GIRL
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AS "JOAN HOLLOWAY" IN MAD MEN
ANNE HATHAWAY AS ANDY SACHS IN THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG AS "EMILY" IN ENTOURAGE
DOLLY PARTON AS "DORALEE RHODES" IN 9 TO 5
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL AS "LEE HOLLOWAY" IN SECRETARY
JENNA FISCHER AS "PAM BEESLY" IN THE OFFICE
HALLE BERRY AS "ROSETTA STONE" IN THE FLINTSTONES
SCARLETT JOHANSSON AS "SILKEN FLOSS" IN THE SPIRIT
B.Dot April 23rd, 2009 at 05:09 PM
The Flintstones movie put me on Halle Berry real hard. That is the best secretary of ALL TIME!!!!!
JT April 23rd, 2009 at 05:21 PM
Gyllenhaal? Really? Chiiiiiiiillllllllllllll
DarrylStrawberry April 23rd, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Emily from Entourage?? All time? Can I ask why? Oh right... you like them boyish types.
Puma April 24th, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Forgot the best of all time, Loni Anderson on WKRP.
mockeryjones April 24th, 2009 at 01:46 PM
how did christina applegate not make it with her role from 'don't tell mom the babysitter's dead'?
Will. April 24th, 2009 at 06:59 PM
Christina Hendricks = <33333
Brainiac April 25th, 2009 at 04:25 PM
You forgot Rachel Miner as Dani in the Showtime series Californification