Wifey Or Trifey: Kelly Clarkson

Wifey Or Trifey: Kelly Clarkson

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WIFEY?
• Pope Benedict XVI has been a fan of hers ever since she sang "Ave Maria" for him on April 19, 2008 at St. Joseph's Seminary in Yonkers, New York. As obnoxious and elitist as the bouncers are, there's no way we're turning down a chick who's got a +1 for the Pearly Gates.

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TRIFEY?
• Though we should be delighted whenever a woman is interested in "sport," we can't really have a woman who's promoted NASCAR riding shotgun with us. If there's one thing we know about pro racing it's this'the cars are fast, and the women are too.
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    aubreyfan March 17th, 2009 at 08:34 PM

    Aubrey O’Day is expanding her career to movies now…check it out “American High School” It looks really funny. http://www.dijit.com/dijits/ahs/ahs/Default.aspx

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    Phil November 24th, 2009 at 05:54 PM

    That's pretty f@#ked up! Kelly has and always will be a beautiful woman. She would make a great wife some day. Kelly- Wifey This Blog- Trifey

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    ghljhgkjhg August 12th, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    Shes not fat. Fat is when your gut hangs over your bikini bottoms.

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