Keep holding your breath, America: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not engaged! JT addressed the rumors that we were completely unaware of on Oprah Friday--but that didn't stop JB from, uh, going diamond shopping (we can pass along secondhand news as well as anyone, thun!). Presumptuous or not, it raises the inevitable question: is Biel a wifey or a trifey? Check out reasoning below, then vote for yourself...
WIFEY: She's Turned On Her Heartlight
As co-founder with her father of the Make the Difference Network, she tries to connect small charity organization with donors--because everyone deserves a chance. We agree, but she just won't answer our e-mails.
TRIFEY: ...And Her High Beams
One too many wet-clothes Roles for our comfort. Not that we don't enjoy watching them, we just don't know if we'd be so down with the Nippledemus & Pliers act if we were her man. Diddly-whoa-oh-ohhhh!
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