Wifey Or Trifey: Penélope Cruz

Wifey Or Trifey: Penélope Cruz

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WIFEY?
Cruz has been getting naked in films since 1992 and, despite breaking into Hollywood, where women start using Botox at age 17 to fight off the effects of aging, she hasn't lost her mind and started tinkering with her tetas. ¡Estupendo!

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TRIFEY?
The cornerstone of any good relationship is trust. There's nothing more off-putting than taking a woman at face value and later discovering she faked you out with some colored contacts, collagen injections and horse hair. In July 2007, the British Advertising Standards Authority lashed out at L'Oréal cosmetics for a TV ad in which Cruz attributes her long, lovely eyelashes to the company's "Telescopic" mascara'and not the false lashes she was wearing. It starts with fake eyelashes, then before long you're unknowingly raising some other dude's seedlings.

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    DeShawn Stevenson February 25th, 2009 at 02:35 AM

    wifey all day, ey'day.

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    SB March 2nd, 2009 at 01:00 AM

    Wifey. I didn't even waste time looking at the "evidence"

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