Think you've had enough of Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman? We thought so too, until we realized we hadn't given her the full Complex treatment with a Wifey/Trifey challenge.
Sure, OM (as we like to call her) has claimed that she isn't looking for a boyfriend because "I'd have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother." (Because having 14 children via in vitro fertilization while you're on welfare is, you know, generous.) But if she were to hit the dating scene, would she be a wifey or a trifey? Examine the evidence and vote below...
WIFEY?
Drink a fifth of Scotch, crush up about five Xanax and snort them shits, mainline a bottle of Viagra and OctoMom looks kinda, sorta, maybe-ishly like Angelina Jolie.
TRIFEY?
Homegirl apparently got a gang of plastic surgery to achieve her pseudo-Jolie appearance. If you have to ask if a chick who goes under the knife so she can look like a celebrity is a trifey, you probably don't get the concept.
JayK February 20th, 2009 at 04:29 PM
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAH
DeShawn Stevenson February 20th, 2009 at 05:13 PM
this chick ain't even 7:30.. she more like 7:55
sp February 20th, 2009 at 05:38 PM
i cant even make a decision to hit it n quit it, the 2nd pic grossed the shit outta me
anon1 February 20th, 2009 at 07:05 PM
Trizzniiffffeeeeeeeeeeee
Crazeh February 24th, 2009 at 11:13 AM
Just think, if she did have sex while pregnant, that would truly be a gang-bang...
Hard White February 25th, 2009 at 01:18 PM
She look like the alien mother in Alien Resurrection. Goddamn!
RAMSHA February 28th, 2009 at 01:00 PM
I read that she has now been offered a role in a pornographic movie and she is seriously considering the offer. I am appalled. She is now going to show her octopussy as entertainment, to earn a buck.