Think you've had enough of Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman? We thought so too, until we realized we hadn't given her the full Complex treatment with a Wifey/Trifey challenge.
Sure, OM (as we like to call her) has claimed that she isn't looking for a boyfriend because "I'd have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother." (Because having 14 children via in vitro fertilization while you're on welfare is, you know, generous.) But if she were to hit the dating scene, would she be a wifey or a trifey? Examine the evidence and vote below...
WIFEY?
Drink a fifth of Scotch, crush up about five Xanax and snort them shits, mainline a bottle of Viagra and OctoMom looks kinda, sorta, maybe-ishly like Angelina Jolie.
TRIFEY?
Homegirl apparently got a gang of plastic surgery to achieve her pseudo-Jolie appearance. If you have to ask if a chick who goes under the knife so she can look like a celebrity is a trifey, you probably don't get the concept.
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