Which Actress Are You Just Not That Into?

If you're currently wifed up, there's a good chance that you'll be dragged to the cineplex this weekend to see He's Just Not That Into You, the latest romantic comedy sure to make your girl question why the fuck she's with you.

But before you get comfy in the theater and start playing Scrabble on your iPhone, there are five reasons why you might want to keep watching: Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Aniston. It's rare that so many high-profile, attractive actresses all appear in one film, so perhaps this is a cause for hetero male celebration. Still, we're not that into any of them. Check out our analysis of each starlet below, then vote for your least favorite one...

JENNIFER ANISTON

• We're into her because she's turned into a firecracker of sorts. Talking shit about Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie in magazine interviews, playing the role of a love scorned, bat-shit-crazy, nymphomaniac trifey on "30 Rock."

• But we're just not that into her because she's obviously still livid about Angelina stealing her man. That lividness has also turned her into a love scorned, bat-shit-crazy, nymphomaniac trifey.

DREW BARRYMORE

• We're into her because despite acting like a complete ditz, she does her part to help the world community by being named the Ambassador Against Hunger for the United Nations World Food Programme to which she's donated over $1 million of her own money.

• But we're just not that into her because... where do we start? The marriage to Tom Green along with a slew of other equally douchey guys with dubious fame credentials? The fact that she's been snorting coke since she starred in E.T.? Not a good look.

JENNIFER CONNELLY

• We're into her because besides the many duds she's dropped during her career, when this Ivy league educated, tri-lingual beauty goes in, she goes in (see: Requiem for a Dream). She also has no problem dropping the top and letting the 32 C's circulate (see: "The Hot Spot" and "Mulholland Falls")

• But we're just not that into her because she sometimes whores herself out for dough. Why else would she drop a single in Japan sang in phonetic Japanese or star in The Day The Earth Stood Still?

GINNIFER GOODWIN

• We're into her because she has real acting chops. Besides earning a MFA in acting from Boston University, Goodwin's got an Acting Shakespeare Certificate from Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.

• But we're just not that into her because because she's the "homely" one in the movie. Sorry!

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

• We're into her because when we look at her all we see are eyes, lips, breasts and more breasts. And she was down with Obama, earrrrly.

• But we're just not that into her because we can't decide which turns us off more: the fact that Derek Jeter smashed and dashed, her questionable acting or her depressing-ass music.

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